Imagine if you and your friends can get the ultimate kitchen pass, where do you go, Brazil Bang of course.  Yeah right, if you could afford to go to exotic locations and get to bang a nice big ass like that you would.

As you I know both know that is never going to happen, because if you divorce that vampire who is sucking the life out of you, you will be stuck paying her half your shit for years to come.  No pass go, no Brazil Bang and no phat ass, just a fat ass.

So join Brazil Bang today, enter your happy dream world and fuck the shit out of the fat ass you do have at home.  Life is a bitch and then you marry one, good news is you can pretend that bitch is someone else.  Happy bangin fellas.